Wednesday, 29 June 2011

Top 5 cars driven by arseholes

Have you ever looked in your rear mirror to find someone driving within 10 microns?

Have you ever come to a roundabout only to have the front of your car near enough removed by some idiot?

And have you noticed how certain cars lend themselves to these kind of idiots?

I have driven some of these cars, and I can safely say that it is a combination of arsehole drivers and poor driving dynamics that force these to be driven in such a way. My car, on the other hand, you really have to plan thing in advance. Not that it's a bad thing, but the brakes aren't too sharp, and the accelerator forces you to drive smoothly.

5. Ford Transit van

OK, not a car. Driven by just about anyone from any walk of life, badly.

4. BMW X5

Not the only SUV in my list, but the first incarnation of this was definitely one driven by a certain type of person. The kind of person who thinks that their life is more important than anyone else's. 

3. Audi RS4

Audi weren't pleased when BMW had all the arseholes, so they tried and succeeded in creating a car to get the arseholes to add another four rings.

2. BMW M3

Yes, this is the one Audi targetted. People who couldn't afford an M5 vented their frustration by buying an M3 and driving around permanently stuck to other cars' exhaust pipes.

1. And the winner is... the Range Rover.

Ultimate arsehole accessory. The Range Rover. Not the sport, or the Freelander, this is one for people who clearly yearn for the close-following abilities of a Transit van but wouldn't want anyone to think they were working class.